so funny i forgot to laugh

“I just waked up! It’s morning-time for me. I used my potty once and then I didn’t go back. I pulled up all my stuff. I pulled up my undies and my pants. And I pulled up my shirt.”

[gentle maternal laughter]

“I pulled up my shirt!”

“You pulled up your shirt?”

“Laugh when I say that. I pulled up my shirt.”

[forced maternal laughter]

“No, not like that. Like this: ehehhhhh. Hahaha!”